sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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