And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize