o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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