remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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