What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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