K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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