Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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