I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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