normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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