She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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