he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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