i permit you to call me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm having to shit out rocks
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