Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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