Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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