I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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