none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Having a random hookup so left but love u
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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