so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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