He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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