Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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