I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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