she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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