I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize