This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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