you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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