It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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