I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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