Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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