can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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