He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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