its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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