you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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