I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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