Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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