everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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