just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You ruined the universe
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