At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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