The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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