Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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