I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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