Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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