I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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