I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize