i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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