Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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