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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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