I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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