That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize