do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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