So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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