I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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